shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.

2005 was one long shit symphony.

by George Vespe May 9, 2008

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Wombo Shit

An abnormly large shit that is often to squeeze out

I just took a Wombo Shit...and it turned my anus inside-out!

by TrevTrev April 6, 2008

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Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.

Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

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Yeah no shit

A response to some fucking idiot saying some obvious shit.

Ted: Dead, Dead, also dead.. They're all dead Tim.
Tim: Yeah no shit Ted.

by Applepopper February 18, 2021

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Shit, Bitch

A phrase often used when someone does something unpleasant to you, "shit" is the reaction to what they did to you, and "bitch" is the insult to the person doing the unpleasant act. "Bitch" is often said quickly after you say "shit".

Antagonist: Watch this. *Begins to pour drink on protagonist*.
Protagonist: Shit, bitch.
Antagonist: Ha what, did you just say "shit, bitch"?
Protagonist: *Punches antagonist in the nose*.

by yungchub September 20, 2018

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