spazzy kid 

The kid who is just waiting for the snakes

The spazzy kid said “Bring out the snakes!”

spazzy kid by 250107 August 3, 2024

Leukemia kid

Eheheh, what!?

Hym "Why should it not go to a 10 year old leukemia kid? Eheheh! 1. Because it might die anyway and end up wasting the money you fucking stole from me and 2. Because if the A.I. assisted research ends up curing the 10 year old leukemia kids I WILL HAVE EFFECTIVELY DONE MORE FOR THAT KID AND EVERY OTHER KID THAN YOU EVER HAVE DONE, WILL DO, OR COULD HAVE EVER DONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT OF YOUR WORTHLESS MISERABLE YOU WASTED TRYING! AND YOU WOULD STILL CHOOSE THE FUCKING CRIPPLE OVER ME YOU HOLLOW FUCKING AUTOMATON!! I'VE SAVED YOU! I'VE SAVED YOU ALL!! BE SAVED!!!"

Leukemia kid by Hym Iam August 3, 2024

Ipad kid 

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.

My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.

Ipad kid by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024

Clocktower Kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see clocktower kid skipping through campus?

Clocktower Kid by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Clocktower kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see that clocktower kid skipping thru campus??

Clocktower kid by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Roblox Kid 

A Roblox Kid is a kid who is addicted to playing a block game and needs a life. They can't get bitches because they stay on their iPad all day trying to get korblox and stitch face.

Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad

Oh James! Did you see that Roblox Kid yesterday!? He was cringy as fuck!

James: I know right!

Roblox Kid by popwizard September 5, 2024

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

Minecraft Kid by Eggego September 9, 2024