wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

Light blue waffles

When you cum with 3 other men onto a chick with with blue waffles

Wanna go fuck Mary, we'll go with Will Smith and give her light blue waffles

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

blue light whore

A female who only sexually associates herself with volunteer firemen.

Bro, remember that blue light whore our chief went out with? I'm dating her now too.

by Boxadonuts22 February 11, 2016

Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.

Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.

by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2013

Nebraska car blue

When the balls of a farm animal turn blue

This car got a Nebraska car blue

by Jommyg October 11, 2015

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017