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Guard Dogs

One or several ugly women that seem to hang around attractive females, offering protection and an effective deterrent against hopeful males.
"Hey dude look at that hottie over there?"

"No chance mate you have to get past the guard dogs first!"
by Alex Tooth May 8, 2008
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Dog Watch

Dog Watch.
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye
"mate i got with a bird, but she was dog watch so i did her in the poo dot"
by Wrighty Okeith December 1, 2011
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Whip Dog

A male who is whipped(on a leash) by his girlfriend. Thats the whip part. The dog is if he is still your nigga but hangs with his gurl alot.
Originated by M.Dog(speakin da thuth) towards MC Behan. Although everything has changed and M.doggie is the true Whip dog

HPN
J:Yo where gonna go to a party ,fuck bitchs like antoine cromartie, drink beers make fun of queers, play some flip cup, get are tips suck, you down?

M: mossing wit da wife bro

J: Dis mafucka is such a Whip dog, (hang up da phone)

A, J, M, nuff niggas: What are mans saying tonight

M: Wifes mossing over

A, J, M, nuff niggas: WHIPDOGGGGGG!!!!!!!
by Mc.Cabe HPN October 2, 2011
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Big dog

"Hey Tina don't worry so much! One day you'll find you're big dog!"
"Ha Bob's so awful, he'll never find his big dog"
by Looking for big dog March 10, 2015
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Dog On Fire

A Bellingham computer repair place that offers a wide range of services - previously a firedog technician
DOF Tech: Hi! How can I help you today?
Customer: my computer is running slowly and I don't know why...
DOF Tech: Well, we at Dog On Fire offer services to remove viruses and spyware that often plauge a computers performance. Let me take a look at it with a free diagnostic so we can see whats going on!
by Dog On Fire January 28, 2009
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Shave a dog

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.
I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!
by grenfellorama December 16, 2009
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Dog Burglar

Someone who sneaks there penis inside a womens vagina and loses it, they wonder where it goes but her pussylips snapped down and ate it.
Oh no, another Dog Burglary is in progress.
by Wolfeman69 December 31, 2010
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