turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2012

BBQ Bone in Chicken

A piece of dried out chicken covered in Grade B bbq sauce. Often times sounds and looks delicious but will cause severe gastrointestinal pain that may cause you to miss work for the rest of the day.

Joe was so excited when he heard the cafeteria was serving BBQ Bone in Chicken until 20 minutes after eating in which he was no longer able to spend more that 10 minutes away from the bathroom.

by hgifhtys January 16, 2020

Boneless chicken wings

Cowards chicken wings for people who are too dainty to use their hands to eat their food.

"I order boneless chicken wings because I don't have a personality and mutilate my food for fun."

by Ramadamb January 30, 2022

Chicken noodle soup

Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods

I need some Chicken Noodle Soup.

by Bigboypeacock February 14, 2018

Hip Hop Chicken

A chicken who has been raised in the Ghetto, and is aware of the trending Hip Hop music. (Particularly Wu-Tang Clan, Queen Latifah, and Snoop Dogg)

The hip hop chicken was excelling at attracting the ladies to his table at the club.

by sseyre123456789 October 22, 2011

Ditch Chicken

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.

You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.

by SsTtUu June 10, 2011

Chicken Wing

A shooting style in paintball, often used by the "agg" kids where you stick (normally) the inside arm up (90* to the body) like a chicken wing, made better when both arms are in the chicken wing position. When shooting from a large bunker, the chicken wing provides for a more stable shooting platform, however provides for a clusterfuck when used in a small bunker

"check out that agg dude, he's chicken wing-ing like a pro"

by Zeoalex April 2, 2009