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Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020
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Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
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Lunch Line Friend

A person who’s “friends” talk to them if they want to skip the lunch line (or when they otherwise need something) but is ignored otherwise
"I feel like I'm just a lunch line friend to the others."
by anonymous February 23, 2022
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suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.
Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."
by Carlos Sagan December 19, 2013
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The popular kids friend

Someone asked a question once

“Why do the popular kids friends get less attention?”
Well here is the answer

The popular kids probably get more attention because they’re… popular it’s literally in the name as the popular kids friends are probably going to get replaced later on. If the popular kids friend is popular they will probably have no issue finding another friend/friend group but if they’re unpopular then this could be a challenge.
Now they could have different levels of finding friends based on how social they are

Social: easy. (Just need to be nice enough to become friends)
In between: both (they could loose some trust though).
Not social: most likely to talk to their self instead of finding new friends.

If you’re not social like me then you will probably find social media (huge mistake) and if they post anything about their feelings they are probably going to get bullied online/cyber bullied and their confidence will go down.

Also they are probably going to get used as a map and people will ask where the popular kid is every single second,every single millisecond when they are just minding their own business trying to take a break from talking.
Conversation I’ve had being the popular kids friend

Person:Hey:))
Me: oh- um hi how can I help you?
Person:do you know where popular kid is?
Me: oh uhm they’re over there
Person: *walks away*
by Jadaaa!! January 29, 2023
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Friend Breaker Games

Usually mario style four player games fall into this category. Basically it means a videogame where you can usually screw over your friends by killing them or getting a large amount of points in a short time.
Regis- "This why I don't play with you guys when it comes to these friend breaker games." As she watched tom playing as mario throw her character off a cliff before the finish line.

Tom- "These things things just happen you know. And I owe you for using me as a jump platform to escape the lava.
by Hourglass Mage July 11, 2011
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Friends no mo' Benefits

This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:

Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.

B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
by patrick777408 December 23, 2011
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