zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

gay job

when a str8 guy gets blow by a gay guy, just to get off

i got a gay job from Steve the other night, cuz i was horny all day and Jessica wasn't around.

by axsucker June 14, 2017

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

bone job

Someone who is attractive, hot, sexy.

“That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”

by Litterature March 6, 2024