Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

3 day millionaire

A syndrome common to people who refuse to work for a living, who subsist primarily on food stamps and/or child support or public assistance. It occurs around the first of the month or anytime they recieve support funds which are usually blown within a 3 day period. The money is usually spent on candy, junk food, worthless trinkets, clothes and other pointless crap.

Shanika - Why is Shantel digging through the dumpster in front of the apartment complex?

Keisha - She got that 3 day millionaire syndrome and blowed all her stamps on Skittles, Slim Jims and Hot Cheetoes so now she gotta scrounge bottles and cans for the rest of the month to buy baby formula.

Shanika - That's a damn shame. She shoulda just bought real groceries and cook shit at home.

by Bongqueesha April 21, 2014

your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

Crash 3:13

A very popular baseball phrase which is derived from the holy bible according to Crash Davis.

"Fuck the World"

-"Coach I dont know, Im nervous"
-"Son, remember Crash 3:13. Fuck the world! This is your game and your time to shine."

by Crash313 December 30, 2009

3 boobs

Yeah, I mean, there was a chick who did that already.

Hym "Yeah, no a chick did the 3 boobs thing already but I don't really advocate for cosmetic surgery so... Your body is fine. It's fine. If the technology isn't congruent with safe and effective or non-damaging surgery then you're volunteering yourself as a guinea pig for unnecessary surgery until the technology gets there. So, I don't know, maybe relax a bit on the surgery, ok?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

3

A notorious gang in Savannah associated with the number 3 the gang sign looks like a circle made with your thumb and index finger and the other 3 held up resembling the number 3 or a K

I bang 3
I rep 3s

I’m for the bricks where we throw up 3s

Add a K

by Javeon (Big 45) December 10, 2023

olive <3

olive is an amazing person. they are cute and fun. they can make you laugh all the time and are very relatable. they know how you feel from glances and know how to make you feel better. they know how to pick good friends and have a pretty large friend group. they have great fashion sense and is very cultured. they do not live under a rock.
they are hopeless romantics and rarely have crushes, but when they do their a sucker for that person. they’re trusting in their close friends and confide in them about their feelings.

they would never leave anyone on read and understands how it feels.
they are just downright da bomb

omg!! i met olive <3 today, they’re so cool!!
omg i bet, all olives are cool 😎

by urmothersmom March 17, 2022