Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020

Dick Dippin

When a male is out having sex with multiple girls.

Sasha: "why is my boyfriend never home?"
Rayna: "He's probably out dick dipping"

by WowWhataheaux December 24, 2016

Dick-angst

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.

1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"

by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005

Dick Sponge

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

by htothec June 21, 2012

Dick-Dock

When two men pull back their foreskin with their dicks touching. One man starts by pulling his foreskin over his dick and stretches it over the head of the other mans cock. The other man then does the same. They have now dick-docked.

Let’s join together and dick-dock.

by Hello Yeah Yeah January 2, 2018

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

by fagpartol May 22, 2018