Skip to main content

9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the 9 to 5 jobs mug.

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.
I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.
by Bunker Job July 20, 2014
mugGet the Bunker Job mug.

Surfy Job

A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.
"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."
by TheMonsterTruk November 7, 2013
mugGet the Surfy Job mug.

Inside job

You it but you don't want euro for an BTS RTX FNF computer software
Was 9/11 an inside job?
Buy ugh ft few vs vs vs FNF by mg HD FC very very by by ft ft by vs vs ft ssh FB run FB cm ugh cm FB cm fyi b ft by FC vs vs vs Dr ssh try ft ft cry cry

run HD Dr fyi Dr fyi FB cry cry cry FC FNF RTX vs AWD SAWs you ℅Hog Rider
by Broken knife June 12, 2022
mugGet the Inside job mug.
this word means people wants to quit job of something
uhh. ok thats any quitting job >:(
well oke doke ;)
by relaxedkaomoji March 10, 2022
mugGet the ok thats any quitting job >:( mug.

Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.
Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.
by GroundBadger November 14, 2021
mugGet the Liam Job mug.

Cheeto Job

nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job
“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”
by Trolley911 November 30, 2017
mugGet the Cheeto Job mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email