Poop

A slimy, wet, chunk of discarded bacteria that comes out of your ass.

Kid: dad, what are you eating?

Dad: poop, want some?

by I masturbate to animals February 4, 2022

Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

Pooping

having phone sex with josh

Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes

by shehatesrally March 18, 2021

vedangi poop

its a form of poop that is filled with an abnormal amount of bacteria.

Sudeep, I Wouldn't recommend you to eat vedangi poop, but you do it anyways.

by asdasdasdngna123 November 24, 2025

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016