Swirling cum shot

When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins

Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down

Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you

by Vanishing November 27, 2019

Cum and go relationship

When you and another person are in a relationship and break up when you start to catch feelings

“Y’all were really in a cum and go relationship”

by Jewishthot69 April 8, 2019

Buzzer beater cum

When you pullout and cum at the last second

I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed

by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019

zippy cum hole

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019

Cum-Piss Sting

The horrible pain you get in your penis after you pee post masturbation

Man, I got a Cum-Piss Sting after I pissed last night. I was squirming for hours!

by Cuul September 8, 2019

feedlot cum-shot

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.

Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

cum co-ordinator

The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang

Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!

Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!

by The Bastard of Winterfell April 9, 2017