by Karrington C. December 4, 2005
Get the Hot as Sex mug.When on any of the Halo games on Xbox Live, or a multiplayer Campaign, that you rapidly squat up and down, giving the impression that you are humping someone else. Used mainly on Xbox Live to show ownage after killing someone.
Xbox Live player one: nah nah nah nah nahhh nahhhh! you can't kill me!
Xbox Live player two: *kills with sword* HAHA N00B! *has halo sex*
Xbox Live player one: ---
Xbox Live player two: *kills with sword* HAHA N00B! *has halo sex*
Xbox Live player one: ---
by squirrelyy. August 13, 2007
Get the halo sex mug.The act of enjoying sex with a partner and a bullet toy with a dolphin sleeve, leading to multiple squirting orgasms for the woman and intense orgasm for the man.
by dolphinsexgirl October 6, 2012
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Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
Last year, this girl who was the hottest junior in east high school at the time had a HUGE crush on me when she and her boyfriend broke up I asked her out I had a crush on her at the time, and when I asked her she said sure so we dated a good 3 months.One day when her parents weren't home she invited me to dinner, although I didn't know her parents were gone. I got there and she was sitting at the table alone in just a thong and a plate full of condoms.I saw that ad my dick became a mile long and hard as a rock, and she said the thing I've been waiting for all my life to. Fuck, all he said was Fuck. She ripped my pants down and gave me a hand job, she then proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life.I then ripped her thong off and ate her out. She moaned in pleasure and we both knew what had to happen, I took my fil and rubbed her clit ready to penetrate, she said get the condoms. We put them on and waited for the other to make a move, so I grabbed her by the waist an shoved my dick in and out of her after no more then 2 mins she started to scream OOOHH YESYES OH FASTER FASTER
HARDER PLEASE, then pulled out and began to play with her perfect ass with my right hand and played with her giant boobs with my left hand, I said you ready? And she replied as I'll ever be. I then penetrated her with my dick a second time, in seconds she cummed everywhere and so did I. It was awesome, I then proceeded to her ass. She then started screaming. Then I pulled out and left
by Thegodofsex January 4, 2014
Get the Sex story mug.Elaine - Jerry we need to have sex to save our friendship
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by Cardinals Fan 5000 January 16, 2010
Get the Rescue Sex mug.A woman, or twink, who is like a sexualized ferret. Small, acrobatic and playful. This is the sort of person who grabs you underneath a table and steals your undershorts in the morning.
Guy: Hey, that girl Jeannie is a real sex ferret. It was unbelievable.
Friend: I live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.
Friend: I live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.
by VCU Student At Large January 9, 2011
Get the Sex Ferret mug.A pod shaped contraption in which two acrobatically inclined individuals may engage in aggressive hugging away from the prying eyes of the general populace; a sex pod is generally deployable from a small to medium sized container and is weather resistant.
"I would love to have sex with you, but there appears to be rain coming. Please allow me to deploy my sex pod so we can have sex without becoming wet."
by Ms. Dusty Bottoms May 16, 2013
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