Blue Tape Blowjob

The act of duct taping your balls during head, then ripping it off when you ejaculate.

Did you hear that Calvin Ligo got a blue tape blowjob from Sophia Luu.

by spongeav90 January 27, 2014

Brown eye blues

The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.

Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues

by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015

True Blue Cougar

This status is achieved when a couple kisses through the legs of the bronze statue of Chief Massasoit located on the west end of the Harold B. Lee Library on Brigham Young University Campus.

In order to obtain such status, the event must take place on any Tuesday and both individuals must be wearing blue (pants and footwear don't count).

Guy 1: Dude, we did it...

Guy 2: Seriously? With whats her face?

Guy 1: Yeah man, we kissed between the Indians legs last night... We're true blue Cougars baby!

by Cpt. Danger December 8, 2011

death on blue legs

A clan that originates in the game called Planetside. The greatest clan on planetside, with many members and high morals. Also we have hilarity, which no other outfit can offer.

"but you teamkilled me!!"
"dont mess with death on blue legs, bitch!"

by Azreal677 / GeneralKevinLiakan / ShdwCypher / RoXst3R April 26, 2004

Light Blue Jeans

Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.

"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"

by PrimeMinister August 5, 2007

blue screen of death

Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.

Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*

by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

The Blue Moon Shave

When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.

She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.

by The Blue Moon Man March 4, 2010