Doo dick

When a girl lets u do anal but she shits on ur dick giving u a doo dick

"Hell no! She gave me a doo dick, damn she shit on my dick!"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

dick foreman

A delusional small penised man, a shyster who wants to pull the wool over people's eyes to make one think that he is not a cancer.

A charlatan, a fake. Monet.

A person who's belly is as big as his ego.

Man, don't be a dick foreman, you don't want to be considered a douchebag.

by TheTruth2018 January 16, 2018

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

leprechaun dick

Similar to when you hit someone with the bat in super smash bros., you k.o. whoever you are giving leprachaun dick to

I’m bout to give dis bitch leprechaun dick

by Muskman2510 February 8, 2018

Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".

Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.

by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016

dick wizz

a girl that know about ever guy and his dick

brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017