Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life

Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.

by abstractsplash January 6, 2009

angry white woman

Noun, a woman will an ass ton of self-loathing, an upside down U perpetually on her face,a gravelly voice asking if you're gonna eat that, humongous thumbs (thought to be fill with gravy)and spends most of her day playing Keno.
Abbreviated: AWW

Mistee gained 20lbs in gravy weight and became an angry white woman.

by poofu's girl May 14, 2005

white girl problems

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems

by Z bubble August 28, 2010

Chicago White Sox

MLB team in bsed in Chicago, on the southside with better consistency, not as strong of a fanbase, or having a better ball park than the Cubs, though the Sox have better food. The Sox have won more World Series than the Cubs (3 to 2), though the Cubs have more games and have a better win percentage, though the Sox have a better win percentage in the Crosstown Series, see there's no way of generalizing it, and I care about Baseball and I've liked the Sox my whole life, and I'm not some dumb ass fair weather fan, so please sox fans thumb this up so we can have one positive definition, and please Cubs fans hear me out and understand. They are a great team.

Since my parents are from the south side and moved to the north suburbs, I knew more Cubs fans, more of my friends are Cubs fans, fuck, I 've even been to quite a few of their games, but still I'm loyal to my team and stop stereotyping some of our fans, I've known as many wealthy Sox Fans as much as I've known wealthy Cubs fans. The Chicago White Sox are an amazing team.

by John with no last name August 18, 2011

All White Bricks

cocaine compressed in the shape of a brick.

He stashed 10 all white bricks under the kitchen floor boards so the feds couldn't find them.

by dymondzcartier August 26, 2013

white boy shuffle

A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.

Nigel: I'm hitting the dance floor tonight.

Jen: Bust out your white boy shuffle Nigel.

by null device February 3, 2013

white plastic belt

Variant of white belt. A faddish, retro item that is momentarily proclaimed as fashionable but abandoned just as quickly. Also, someone who leaps on these trends in the hopes of being seen as cool, or who still follows the fad after its (brief) popularity has faded.

"Don't be such a white plastic belt; Trucker hats are out, and acid wash denim is never going to come back. Give it up."

"Facebook is just the new Friendster; people will start dropping it faster than a white plastic belt."

by Ultramundane August 10, 2007