Fish Dick

When a guy sticks his dick in a woman on her period.

Girl: What's that smell?
guy: *Pulls out*
girl: You have a fish dick.

by CUDDL3S November 13, 2016

Fishing

Looking for the opps or spinning

Originated in “dc”

Also used in the dmv

“We be fishing da opps erry day bra”

by Damedolla January 21, 2021

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

gummy fish

A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving

"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass

by Silly grass November 15, 2014