Brown eye blues

The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.

Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues

by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015

death on blue legs

A clan that originates in the game called Planetside. The greatest clan on planetside, with many members and high morals. Also we have hilarity, which no other outfit can offer.

"but you teamkilled me!!"
"dont mess with death on blue legs, bitch!"

by Azreal677 / GeneralKevinLiakan / ShdwCypher / RoXst3R April 26, 2004

Light Blue Jeans

Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.

"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"

by PrimeMinister August 5, 2007

blue screen of death

Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.

Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*

by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006

blue ribbon pig

A police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same.

He may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody.

by kingbobz July 12, 2014

Blue Toilet Water

It's a dangerous drink, but other than that, I don't have too many feelings against it.

Toilet water that's blue.

What is blue toilet water?

Toilet water that's blue.

by TheMeaningifier July 28, 2019

wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018