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The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
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Simp

A simp is a guy who obsesses and chases women they are attracted to even when she has expressed disinterest in him.
If she leaves you on “read” for months but you still message her and like all of her pictures.. you’re a simp.
by salem666 August 31, 2022
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Simp September

Simp for her September
Jack:You look good today
Crush:Thank You(He a Simp, Simp September)
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simpacious

Adjective form of simp
Usually used to describe a person, their actions, or something they made
John, to his girlfriend: “I’m gonna buy you this $1,000 gold ring you wanted so much to commemorate our 1-week anniversary
Dave, who is also there for some reason: “Damn bro, that’s very simpacious of you”
by AnimationGamer September 9, 2022
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A man who behaves like a woman's lap dog and is almost if not completely under her thumb. Often prone to being manipulated by the girl, or kind of girl they worship or are attracted to. They will hurl their posessions at her feet just because she asked them to, some of them will even band together to cancel people who strike the ire of their queen.
E-girl: I don't like what they said about me. Guys, go leave some "feedback" on their social media.

Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
by Zboomer September 12, 2022
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