GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.
Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022
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Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...
Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."
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penguin god

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1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god
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Ass too God

"Ass too God, bro- I really want a sandwich."
by ThevillaRealAshley February 13, 2022
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God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
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potch god

The supreme deities of beer pong. They have the qualities of omnipotence, omnipresence, omni benevolence

They answer the calling typical 66% of the time
when andy sinks the last cup after asking for the potch god;s guidance
by Jason The Emperor April 10, 2008
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