The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza

"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"

by makimer March 4, 2024

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020

John Cena

15 time world champion and in total has 24 titles. John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. made his wwe debut on Smackdown in 2002. He became a meme because of his theme song. Now he is doing some movie and tv show deals and is considered a part timer like the rock.

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHHNNNNNN CEEENNNAAAA!!!!!!!!! (John Cenas meme)

by KingFrosty December 28, 2016

St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool

you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool

by yedaaa June 14, 2016