hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

by preston1234 January 6, 2023

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

Yu-shiang whole fish

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.

My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!

by woody dick March 4, 2023

Hung like a fish

Hung like a fish means yougot a very big penis up to 150cm

You see my friend jayden over there hes hung like a fish with 150cm

by Jayden LV June 6, 2023

Thats the way the fish flops!

Another way to say "Thats the way the cookie crumbles"'

Used to say that there's nothing you could've done to change the outcome of something

Person 1: "Damn i just got fired from my job"

Person 2: "Well, y'know what they say: thats the way the fish flops!"

by Nopyyy October 24, 2023

neck holes and fish heads

Northwest cuisine for the ones sent to the southeast incinerator of the tumbleweed state... you stand at an exit door and release one at a time for spawn of the devil. It only takes about 1500 years of feeding to make him happy. When he burps up his yellow slime, you can finally have a glass of ice water.

I'm not serving anymore, unless I can go in a feeding frenzy neck holes and fish heads, I'm the incinerator now.

by The sarcastic/unpredictable 1 December 23, 2023