cock block

1) What always happens to Timothy Nee.
2) What is done to Tim.
3) What Tim does to himself.

Tim, you define cock block.

by TKE-ON 294-312 December 28, 2005

ass cock

a joke that was removed from the ovie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. makes people think, ass cock? then u make them look stupid by saying 'ass means donkey!"

THat suked ass cock! Ass means donkey, u retard!

by Tweemo February 23, 2003

cock on a stick

Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.

The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.

Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"

Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"

by Chris_Pert July 26, 2006

cock finger

A cock so small that it's size is comparable to the size of a finger. (so if you have one, you're better off fingering her, atleast you can double up.)

Or it can be used as an insult.

You mother fucking cock finger, back the fuck up!
Your cock finger cannot stand up to my large member!

by Turk Turkeyman December 8, 2005

Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

cock tease

a fine young woman you know could give you extreme sexual pleasure but instead will leave you with a hard on and plans on how to get some box action.

mikayla tells finn all day how much she wants to smash him but denys him any rights to sex, cockteasing him constantly.

by hiphop mofo January 22, 2005

cock sandwich

1- A moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky

The guy who dropped the ball is a huge cock sandwich.
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich

by MetsBallers.com September 9, 2009