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Pusstitassma job

Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 5, 2024
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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Lusi Job

When you fuck someone’s ass while also sucking their dick. It’s a Lusifer job.
I got a Lusi Job last night, it blew my mind.
by Lusiferious December 6, 2019
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Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
by TheJobRot January 31, 2025
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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.
We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job
by JoeFotch June 13, 2025
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Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.
"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"
by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023
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