butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.

“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”

by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025

mr./ms. lucky hands

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)

-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...

by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

Bear Hands

"With covid misinformation"

Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014