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Nacho cheese

Throwing nacho cheese at a bitch (male or female), running at said bitch, licking the cheese off (during the process of fellatio from said bitch) and then proceeding to engage in anal sex.
Bruh, I totally nacho cheese'd that girl last night.
Nacho cheese by Tokenjalapeno69 October 19, 2017

Hippie mac and cheese 

Mac and Cheese made with only butter, no milk and of course the cheese that comes with. Some hippies put extra butter in their milkless Mac and Cheese.

Historical Note: My wife was "in another state of mind" (she's a hippie) and forgot to add the milk in our mac and cheese one night after some relaxation smoking. I was also " Very Relaxed" and thought it was delicious. And there on that historical night my hippie wife had created Hippie Mac and Cheese.
" Hey dear there's something different about this mac and cheese" I said. " Opps I forgot the butter, I guess were eating it hippie style tonight!" Said wife. "Thats okay dear I like Hippie Mac and Cheese". I said

Islam Penis Cheese 

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

say cheese

Phrase uttered before taking a picture so it looks like everyone is smiling even though someone would rather either frown, snarl, sneer, or make an otherworldy strange or unpleasant face.

A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.

A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Three odd hours later:
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Brian: Say cheese!
Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!
Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!
Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!
Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!

the cheese omelet 

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
the cheese omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

Dick Cheese 

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"
Dick Cheese by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 3, 2002