Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.

" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("

by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

F-250 syndrome

When your girlfriend has a twin sister and you get confused and fuck their dad.

Bro, I pulled up to my girlfriend's house and I think I have F-250 syndrome

by FapPap July 20, 2021

baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that October 5, 2016

joe the plumber syndrome

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".

If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.

by wblol August 26, 2012

small spoon syndrome

When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.

I slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.

by *lovestosnuggle* October 10, 2016

New Track Syndrome

When a musician of any genre (although the term is more often used for hip-hop artists and producers) creates a new song in which they enjoy upon the first couple of listens, but then the next morning they realize that what they had made is absolute garbage. This individual has been a victim of New Track Syndrome.

I made an awesome new song last night but I listened to it again this morning and it seems like it was just new track syndrome or something because the song sucks!

by iitsMOOKIE February 23, 2009