Fart Face

A person who's face reminds you of a fart. Usually, they have round features, like round cheeks, round chin, round nose, plump lips etc and thick facial skin. Typically they have shiny, "dewy" (careful not to confuse with greasy) skin but in a gross way and it's like a sweaty butt. When you see them, you imagine their breath smelling like boiled eggs and a fresh can of roasted peanuts.

Person #1: Jennifer Lawrence is so HOT!
Person #2: Nah, she has a mega fart face. Look at her round face and round cheeks, looks like a rank fart.
Person #1: True

by Weenkee December 6, 2019

Hazels face

This is when you have a friend named hazel and you cant get her atention so you say HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND!!!

Emily: HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND
Hazel: What the fuck do you want?

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 15, 2020

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

flash face

When someone takes a picture of themselves in a mirror, the flash blurs out their face, resulting in flash face.

Did you see the pic she posted? Almost couldn't see who she was, there was so much flash face. Total fail.

by LanguageEvolves June 26, 2012

slant face

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by --____-- July 15, 2013

Dinosaur face

Tucking your upper lip under itself, making you look like a "dinosaur". Usually accompanied with screeching noises, roaring, or squawking. Like a dinosaur.

Try it!

Damn, that girl's dinosaur face is so hot. I love when people don't have upper lips.

by Sexy_dinosaur_chick September 8, 2013

Pi to the face

A sex position in which Pi himself appears out of thin air while you're getting it in, punches you in the face, and finishes the job the right way

"Yo I was getting it on with my girl last nite, then I took a pi to the face and she won't even answer my calls any more"

by edwardsi January 25, 2012