Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.
Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.
Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.
by Jennifer of Doom and Sunshine June 19, 2023
Get the The Grub Kingmug. by Kingpaddyjonesbro July 3, 2021
Get the The Kingmug. a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.
girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024
Get the short kingmug. by anonymous March 11, 2022
Get the King Tutmug. Sack king is a legend that sacks other players cards while playing magic the gathering. This helps themselves as well as some of the other players and that's why he's king
Player one: I cast wicker picker and he has the ability to...
Player two: I cast doom blade. It goes to your graveyard.
Player three: yes! You're truly the sack king!
All players other than player one (cause they're salty): ALL HAIL THE SACK KING!!!!
Player two: I cast doom blade. It goes to your graveyard.
Player three: yes! You're truly the sack king!
All players other than player one (cause they're salty): ALL HAIL THE SACK KING!!!!
by BBbunny November 25, 2022
Get the Sack kingmug. A pejorative title used to refer to a person who has a reputation for sleeping around a lot, a depraved pervert, and is a demon in the sack. He soils pure maidens with his perversion.
by Seventymillion July 26, 2018
Get the Demon King Of The Nightmug. by Tahobo December 2, 2021
Get the King Wideassmug.