Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

Shantell’s Truffle Butter

when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown

Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?

by Shantell’strufflebutter January 8, 2019

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

buttered

when you get ignored for a really long time and not given solid reason

wow, I can't believe you are buttering me right now. i feel so buttered. how dare you.

by moooooor September 18, 2021

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 27, 2015

Butters

Someone who bites others for no particular reason at all.

They kept biting me even though they had just eaten and had everything they wanted. They were a butters

by Amatheis October 11, 2025