Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.

Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!

roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT

by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012

street meat

When you bang someone in your car

Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar

by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

by Mrchristian January 22, 2022

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

Meat ball

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.

kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......

by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021

Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021