God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

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God save our noble king

A phrase used when you wish for god's greatness upon yourself.

Patented by Sudiksha

Abc: Bro she gave us extra homework!
Def: God save our noble king

by myfreedityfreedom April 21, 2025

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THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE

YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY

by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022

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God

God is, according to Christianity, the eternal being responsible for the upbringing of our world.

I believe God was made up by those longing for power, simply to make the people believe that God would punish them. This made it so that they could shape society any way that they wished, and therefore rule it. Perhaps God is what sparked morality. This has since been replaced by societal laws telling one how to act, thus making religion and God meaningless.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

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