God’s Calculator

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You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

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God

The eternal first cause of the universe.

Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO

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God Tier

A term that describes a wristwatch that represents the epitome of horological mastery, superiority, and prestige, such as Casio and Rolex.

Person A: "What do ya think of my new God Tier watch?"

Person B: "Take that fuckin piece of shit Hublot and shove it up your arse! Your parents...need - fuckin to re-raise you!"

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God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).

Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?

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God Only Knows

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.

Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."

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