Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019

Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

Dick Raizing

What you yell when you are
a. Turned on
b. Looking at something pro
c. Trying to be Harry Potter
d. Awesome

"Hey, Clyde, that party was totally dick raizing last night."

"DYCK RAIZING"

by bubugumbi May 29, 2009

Dick Noogie

Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.

My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013

Dick brain

When a girl has sex and she goes stupid over the guys dick

Man the girl I fucked last night had such bad dick brain

by May420 July 9, 2019

dick nibbler

One who nibbles dicks.

Harvey Milk paved the way for gay rights and dick nibblers everywhere! Now you can nibble dicks and be a school teacher, a daycare assistant, and a babysitter!

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Dick Fisto

The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.

"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."

by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020