Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

Phone break

1. Having a 'Phone break ' The act of withdrawing one's presence from social media interaction for a period of time

2. A precursor to getting Pied off / Ghosted after an extended period of Rizz and Sexting .

"How's it going with Katie ? "

"Bro! She's having a 'Phone Break' !! "

"Man that sucks ! You've been Ghosted hard ! "

I'm not being rude and Ignoring you , I'm having Phone break atm .

by venkman February 12, 2024

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.

“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”

by catfelixe February 18, 2024

Brazillian Breakfast

PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭

I ate a brazillian breakfast

by seggsynexono February 24, 2024

eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 1, 2024

V break

Mental illness that is caused by being too long on the internet

He is weird, he has a V break syndrome.

by anonymous March 1, 2024