Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
Get the How to ward off Jelly Jamesmug. My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019
Get the James-John Kellymug. by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018
Get the Jesse James Donellanmug. An absolute faggot that lost a baseball game 7-0 and dick rides the fuck out of Mookie betts even tho he’s ass at the sport and should quit. He should never play video games again he is so ass at them. Shitty ass wifi too
by Dhushd August 31, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. James is a boy that gets a lot of girls but moves on very quickly. James is a usually a very attractive man and can treat girls right. He also can be good at pickup lines. James also has very close friends
by Oranges11 January 13, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. Look at that James Ha!
by jamesious November 2, 2020
Get the James Hamug. someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into
by Paul Heape May 31, 2018
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