Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Practice Squad March 25, 2021

dick hugging

when a guy is an ass to you because he is with his another guy friend

brad was being an ass to us because he was too busy dick hugging zach.

by pettychick999 April 8, 2017

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

detonation of the dick

The eventual side effect of ridiculously over-prescribed medications.

My doctor prescribed me FuckYouNoll and warned me of the side effect I'll lose my cock to Detonation Of The Dick.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 2, 2018

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014

dick wizz

a girl that know about ever guy and his dick

brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017