Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.

“I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”

by supahectic September 4, 2025

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

Nightengale Hands

The soft and feminine hands of Lycan Theory. They will make any woman green with envy. When he isn't using them to click clack on his keyboard. He has them extended out to ladies for handouts. When he claps back its like the soft brush of a doves wing.

Lycan furiously waved his nightengale hands in anger when his stream only had 57 viewers.

by Gay Ghost June 25, 2024

Kamryn hand

She’s a small influencer on the YouTube platform, and overall a great, kind hearted person. You will often see her making fun of herself for the internet, or drinking coffee. She also is a small self taught MUA for her YouTube and Instagram platform. She loves to make people laugh and loves her fans.

Have you heard of that YouTuber kamryn hand.

Yeah I watch her videos.

Me too!

by YouTubedefinitions November 1, 2018

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014