Simp

Guys that only want women for their body’s or only want to date.

Kid:Oh god josh is walking up to Mia again *josh slaps her ass* kid 2: god damn. Kid:well he is a simp

by DaddyDinosaur/pornhub.com February 20, 2020

Simp

Mattew

Matt is a simp

by Baseballguy230 May 23, 2020

Simp

Mark Boyle

Mark Boyle just bought all of her drinks all night, what a simp

by Cal69 April 19, 2020

Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 purchased a pair of gloves for non-simp #2.

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Simp

A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.

It's official; Charlie Brown is a simp.

by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020