pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another

tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep

by kommander lemon July 20, 2011

douche bag

a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.

by sebanana July 31, 2011

Bag of horns

When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.

Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"

You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!

by milo007 August 6, 2011

douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011

Woof Bag

A bag of woofs.

Completed when a dog utters a bark and/or howl into a bag. You must seal this when completed.

"When I open the bag, it totally woofed at me. It's totally a woof bag."

by meow1234567890 August 20, 2011

Clam Bagged

To be hit in the vagina

I fell on my surfboard and got totally clam bagged.

by absinth215 October 14, 2011

douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011