urban ditionary 

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

urban ditionary by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

urbane dictionary

If it existed, it some would say it to be the exact opposite of Urban Dictionary. In reality, Urban Dictionary is just a subset of a truly Urbane Dictionary, ideally conceived.

One would perhaps not expect to find offensive slang, misspellings or incorrect grammar in the Urbane Dictionary. Urban Dictionary however? Par for the course, old boy. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is quite urbane, though congnizant of urban slang. A good, truly urbane dictionary, however, would not seek to be prescriptive, it would faithfully report usage, both vulgar and sublime, without overt judgement or censorship. Thus, the OED and Urban Dictionary truly need each other, in the grand scheme of things.

urbane dictionary by JJR1971 February 5, 2007

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Serious Urban Dictionarian by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

Urban Dictionfairy 

An anonymous UD employee that skims word entries, rewrites slightly better definitions, and takes credit.

My friend totally thought of "Qanus" but the Urban Dictionfairy got him again.

Urban Dictionfairy by Mastro K February 2, 2021

urban dictionaryholic 

One who is addicted to looking up the most profane words ever and using them to create highly uncomfortable situations and to effectively degrade his/her homosexual friends.

"Dude, Flave, don't be such a fagatron and come read urban dictionary with me...you are such a pirate smoker."

"Dude, you are such and urban dictionaryholic that it makes me want to give you a cincinnatti bowtie...I mean,...yea

urban dictionaryholic by Andrew Bateman November 1, 2006

Urbsn dictionary

When you misspell urban dictionary

I accidentally searched urbsn dictionary on urban dictionary

Urbsn dictionary by Anonymous5762 April 22, 2020