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Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.
1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?
by garcalej July 11, 2019
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Honey Tits

Tits so deliciously perfect that you are compelled to suck them.
Damn your sister has honey tits. I have to suck them.

Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
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Eskimo tits

Like tits but their eskimo
I want some eskimo tits today
by NateDrake December 13, 2017
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squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020
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Sucking the tit of two mothers

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.
by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021
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Fire tits

Tits so hot they’re on fire.
“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”
by Achy kelvin January 3, 2021
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