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may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day
Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*
by Hhggj May 22, 2023
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Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!
by Eric shin May 2, 2020
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Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter
Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?
by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022
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Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
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MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact
Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
by TheBFH March 23, 2024
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Ass tit

Ugh that dumb ass tit slept with him
by Jekskdk June 27, 2016
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tit wangler

1. To wangler someones breasts
2. used a derogatory term to describe just about anyone
1. whooooooa! id love to tit wangler her dude!
2. damn why are you such a tit wangler, fuck off!
by Lemoo May 7, 2007
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