fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean”

Bean in plural is “Beanz”

-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019

deem beans

u got beans

i have deem beans

by llllloedwjksmlcsdcedf beans August 25, 2022

Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-

1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah

by Thatd July 26, 2018

bean soup

"bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"

"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.

op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"

by svrcmplx January 10, 2025

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.

by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean

An annoying thing to call your older or younger brother. most commonly used as an insult that wont offend your parents. it really means nothing.

"yo bro, you're such a freaking bean"
"what does that mean?"
"it means you're a bean"

by possiblynotavampire April 11, 2020