Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Chiseled Tit

Abnormally sloped or slanted tits.

Dan: Check out Lisa's chiseled tit
Jake: Ew wtf man!

by _TRILLVANILLA_ October 3, 2016

TIT

Toker.In.Training

My TITs are easy at smoking weed

by Roberto Terek August 5, 2010

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Titted

full of tits(boobs,breasts);Covered is big breasts

I was Titted last night, when I was in the bar lots of girls took of their bra and came up to me

by Sapnu your dick December 18, 2018

beer bong from the tit

A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.

“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”

“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”

by Livvy Dunne December 28, 2023

polygonal tits

Something that can be seen in the old school tomb raider games

Wow look at Lara Crofts polygonal tits! They're Massive

by DudeManMcCool January 8, 2024