jelly beans

beans covered in plastic

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

frisky bean

A woman's aroused clit.

That woman has one nice frisky bean!

My frisky bean is ready to go!

by CareBear84 June 4, 2021

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

beans

inabber's joke which has fell under the radar for a couple of years, he has now pushed his bean addiction onto others like alex and james.

inabber, on twitter; What is your Beansona?

by lilchange1 on twitter. February 10, 2019

smol bean

an offensive slur used to describe a little people. for example, someone with dwarfism

“look there’s a smol bean”

by user347 April 13, 2021

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023