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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
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T-virus

A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.

The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:

1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.

Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!

Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.

Survivor: what?

Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.

Survivor: oh
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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T-day

Used for the anniversary date that a FTM (transexual Female-to-male) started testosterone hormonotherapy.
Its my T-day this month , its been already 2 years i've started testo.
by Thefox April 9, 2017
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T Grey

The T Grey: inserting a pocket pussy into another males anus and banging it.
Man that T Grey last
Night really gave me
The best orgasm.
by Medicman271 July 22, 2017
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The T-REX

something that is done where both arms are bent upwards to the face to show the appearance of short arms; most people experience this around weirdos or during sex.
I accidentally did the T-Rex last night when i was with Sandra.
by huuurbigggurrrrd October 9, 2017
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cynthia t

a kind and caring person. sometimes elusive and mysterious and always gets you guessing. fun to hang out around because she is easy to talk to. AMAZING singer/rapper. bedwars and valorant legend. massive flake tho and also ghosts u a lot. will dedicate an entire spotify playlist to you if u make her mad. S Tier friend tho all around. ****IS A MINOR****
Daniel: Wow, I just lost my bedwars streak today. Bummer!
Taylor: It's ok, at least you can make it up again with Cynthia T. I heard she's at least a hundred star!
by FL2k21 December 23, 2020
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T-up

The slang term "t-up" means to have sex with someone
john: hey sarah wanna t-up?

sarah: sure.
by SlimyOctagon29 September 18, 2024
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