I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

Living under a rock

Not having watched the LOTR or the Hobbit series by the age of 20

“You haven’t watched the most influential movies in the industry before? You must be living under a rock”

by mrsidewalk September 18, 2025

Upper East Side Rock

Generic, bland, white, yuppie, American band music, typical of jukeboxes in pubs on Manhattan's Upper East Side and Turtle Bay areas. The songs are well known, the bands are well known, but which song goes to which band is difficult to determine.

My friend Rob likes a lot of Upper East Side Rock and thinks its awesome.

by TMT75 November 13, 2011

Rock

The true and all encompassing term to accurately describe everything that could ever exist and will ever exist. Everything you have ever known is Rock, and everyone you could ever meet is just Rock.

That horse is a Rock

by TheTruthIsReallyHere October 24, 2025

Jerry's car on the rocks

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

by Jerry Rice Sativa aficionado April 9, 2021