Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

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scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

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Hand Pussy

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.

Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.

by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022

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poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.

Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands

by povertyhands March 28, 2019

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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

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