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The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.
Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019
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Shum the waters

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019
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Water

by I don't know what I'm doing December 5, 2017
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water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.
Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater
by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017
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boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex
oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017
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Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Greek Water Feature

When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain
He was going down on me last night and decided to Greek water feature me!
by Queef jerky 69 December 5, 2022
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